I'd make him a Ham Sandwich

You all know Dave right? He's a pretty cool guy. He didn't lick that up off the ground though. Dave's dad, Winston, is so much cooler than all of us will ever dream to be. He's like a Liam Neeson/Michael Palin hybrid, who's hobbies include being witty and rescuing disadvantaged children. If that wasn't proof enough as to how fantastic he is, today I received this Facebook chat off Dave:

Dave: Winston's a Ham Sandwich fan

Asked if I knew them.

I was like

fuck you.

Endless LOLz.

Niamh (Vegan.)